1. thou shalt not put john lennon ahead of me
2. thou shalt not worship false matinee idols
3. thou shalt not say "jesus line dancing christ"
4. thou shalt not go to titty shows on sunday
5. thou shalt not call your mom a nutcase to her face
6. thou shalt not beat your noisy neighbors with a stick until dead
7. thou shalt not cheat on your husband with anthony kiedis
8. thou shalt not steal clothing from costume shops
9. thou shalt not lie about setting fires
10. thou shalt not covet thy neighbors bbq