today on the bus a chinese guy told me he wanted to "go down" on me. i actually did one of those blinky cartoon blinks. i said "what?" and he pointed at himself and said "go down." "i'm sorry i have no idea what you're asking me." i said. he pulled out a little electronic translator and again the words "go down" appeared. i was so offended that i turned around in my seat and stared out of the window. the bus stopped and the next stop and the chinese guy got up and left. apparently he was asking me how to stop the bus...how to "get off." he wanted to get off. the bus. not on me. thank god. i chuckled at my behavior and decided to make it up to the poor guy by having chinese food for dinner.