erica spent the afternoon watching excruciatingly bad auditions for the k.o.knudsen talent show as a special guest judge. among the highlights were a kid knocking himself in the head with a nun-chuck, two nerdy looking girls dancing to 'nsync, and a belly dancer who decided to pull out a big ass pirate knife and balance it on her head, scaring the piss out of the teachers and their "zero tolerance" policy. most of the tryouts were prepubecent girls dancing like the future strippers that they are, with way too much skin showing and way too much smut in the lyrics. since when did sexiness become a prerequisite for sixth grade? maybe it always was. let's just say that after the tenth jailbait act, erica was just praying for a fat girl with a flute to come in.