Saturday, January 17, 2004
 

Are you two RELATED?



okay so it's 3:30 and i'm home from blue ox and opening night and a long ass week and the greatest thing of all having jay come down from seattle with his lovely new "wif" odessa and they are the sweetest couple...odessa (o.g.) as i call her turned 21 at the blue ox...at midnight...where she promptly walked up to the bar and ordered her first legal drink. tomorrow i'll hang with them after rehearsal with test market and ernie and fran, tomorrow we'll get down to "business" if you know what i mean.

i guess tonight i realized that some people actually mean a lot to me and i don't mind so much.

it's nice to feel like this.

i just wanted to document it.

good night yo peeps
e.

Monday, January 12, 2004
 

that damn cat

doc drinks out of the toilet. when we don't leave the bowl open for him he has little diva cat fits and shits in his water dish. i don't know about you, but an animal that smart HAS to be evil.

in other news:
does anyone know where i can get a new toy?

Thursday, January 08, 2004
 

stay the hell away from my fruit and nut bar.

okay, jace. your last entry about the tam o' shanter made me squeal. i too was there. though i try not to think about that night too often. i seem to recall translucent cockroaches coming out of the shower faucet when i turned it on. and oh yeah, looking under the mattress for the dead prostitute stinking up the place. ah, the memories.

as for santa clouse. i've heard there are three stages men go through life:
believing in santa
playing santa
looking like santa

i think it would be a kick if we all started believing in satan a little more.

Wednesday, January 07, 2004
 

how many letters in my name?

23 of course. count them yourself.

E R I C A
K A Y
G R I F F I N
S T O D D A R D

finding things like this out always makes my day.

Monday, January 05, 2004
 

food marketing scheme exposed!

i have an olympic-size-roman-catholic bathtub. worship me.

around my bathtub, i just noticed tonight (as i was fending off the cat from scooting things into my bathwater with his paws) i have several beauty products with "food" inside of them. i have a jar of avocado face mask. pomegranite shampoo. pear shaving lotion. oatmeal soap. i even have something with a little hempseed in it.

it occurs to me that these are all the food items i have been craving and ingesting for the last three or four months. yes its true. the american marketers have entered my subconcious and now all of a sudden i realize the truth! you are what you eat and you eat what you lather onto your body!

Sunday, January 04, 2004
 

Happy Knew Year

erica knew this year would be her year.

 

olefactor

did you ever find your cornflower blue towel smelling like cornchips when you're drying your hair, so you switch to the electric hair dryer only to have it smell like garlic bread? what is going on here?
and what's with my pictures not loading?
smell ya later,
e.

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