i'm so happy it's friday.
though i don't have too many plans.
i'm going to work on my car tonight after rehearsal.
for anyone looking for something to do,
check out my ex performing neekid in LVLT's Take Me Out!

hey everybody, what's up.
i've just finished up my first full week back at Wynn.
my job rocks. 9,000 people read my stuff everyday.
i write the Wire (the website) the LiveWire (back of house monitors) and the hardWire (employee weekly newsletter) and all the print for posters and banners.
so far i have to say my favorite assignment was my first tasting. i got to eat almost everything on the menu at one of the awesome restaurants here and write a review. hello, the whole meal was over 150 bucks!
so this is just a polite little blog to say howdy.

so, i had to get my drug test this afternoon.
i asked them just to take the split ends.
they were not in a joking mood.
they pinned up my locks in two places,
and SNIP! SNIP! next to my scalp...
snatched away two good CHUNKS of my lovely hair.
i was in such a state of shock, i couldn't even ask
in my trademark irony:

"cosmetically unnoticable?"

hey. i have a question.
when exactly did drugs become a DETERRENT to writing?

so i've been gone nine months
so kill me

it's good to be back
the symbolic gesgation period
is over

"i feel like a brand new human being."

this week:
i start my new job
as a staff writer at
wynn las vegas

and, oh yeah,
everyone check out milo's latest brainchild:
bytemyshorts.blogspot.com

love and cake,
the bitchcaketress