welcome to a special edition of BITCHCAKE!see if you can match the caker to the x-man. careful! some of them are tricky!
(x-men)
1.Archangel 2.Banshee 3.Canonball 4.Colosus 5.Cyclops 6.Emma Frost 7.Gambit 8.Iceman 9.Magneto 10.Mystique 11.Nightcrawler 12.Phoenix 13.Professor X 14.Rogue 15.Sabretooth 16.Sage 17.Storm 18.Sunfire 19.Wolverine 20.Xorn
(bitchcakers)
a.Annette b.Bruce c.Curtis d.Dartagnon d2.Deanne e.Erica e2.Erik f.Frank j.Jayc
j2.Joel j3.John k.Katrina k2.Kelly k3.Kevin k4.Kyle n.Nick s.Sherry s2.Shawn t.TJ
t2.Tom
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
long as I got my plastic Jesus,
sittin' on the dashboard of my car.
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant,
glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent,
take it with you when you travel far.
Get yourself a sweet Madonna,
dressed in rhinestones sittin' on a
pedestal of abalone shell.
Goin' ninety, I ain't scary,
'cause I've got the Virgin Mary,
assurin' me that I won't go to Hell.
there we were playing chess in this obscure russian restaurant when three members of the KGB apprehended me for not ordering the victory vodka.
i was dragged kicking and screaming into the broiler room where i was allowed only to have one phone call before they put my lights out forever.
who did i call?
here's...oyster!
my new volvo i've been working on since i picked it up friday.
it's blue.
get it?
to my little sister kelly and her son hudson!
there he goes
anthony kiedis
whispering sweet nothings in my ear
nothing can get between a girl and her rock star
here is a picture found of our subject in olympia "political hotbed" washington.
she was staying at a magical place called casa de nada where we have record that:
she picked blackberries and made jam. she rode her bike to the co-op via the docks. she swang on a tire swing. she conversed with the subversive whilst drinking gallons of free-trade coffee and took baths in an old fashioned bathtub in the middle of the house. she slept in a hammock. she slept in an old converted school bus. she read amazing books. she ate vegan lentil soup at the voyer, a cafe full of revolutionists with creative hairdos.
worst of all, she had absolutely NO AGENDA.
which is why it's absolutely vital we find her and bring her in. people with no agenda are dangerous. if you know her whereabouts, please let us know.
thank you.
central intelligence
p.s. there is a reward.
In the near-distant war-torn remains of America, a girl finds an ancient god chained in a cave under a Wal-Mart in Idaho and unknowingly becomes his new prophet, seer and public relations officer. But who's keeping who in check?
A play 30,000 years in the making…
PROMETHEAN
by Shawn Overton
Join us for a Staged Reading
Fri May 19th 3pm and 7pm
Clark County Library Jewel Box Theatre
(1401 E. Flamingo Road )
Free Admission. For more information call 702-416-7154.
PROMETHEAN © is made possible by the 2005-2006 Nevada Arts Council Artist Fellowship Grant.
yes yes yes. that's my girl.
ordering acting editions from Dramatists is turning out to be a problem habit. here's my latest fix:
Match, by Stephen Belber
The Goat or, Who is Sylvia? by Edward Albee
Frozen, by Bryony Lavery
Bug, by Tracy Letts and
The Mystery of Attraction, by Marlane Meyer
hook it to my veins!
the countdown has started!
