i have an olympic-size-roman-catholic bathtub. worship me.

around my bathtub, i just noticed tonight (as i was fending off the cat from scooting things into my bathwater with his paws) i have several beauty products with "food" inside of them. i have a jar of avocado face mask. pomegranite shampoo. pear shaving lotion. oatmeal soap. i even have something with a little hempseed in it.

it occurs to me that these are all the food items i have been craving and ingesting for the last three or four months. yes its true. the american marketers have entered my subconcious and now all of a sudden i realize the truth! you are what you eat and you eat what you lather onto your body!